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Words I heard in a coffee shop (pre-pandemic)

Flat Track

I know it’s not

Later no don’t check

Can I pet your dog?

She was an orphan when we got her

I’m checking again

Stop it

He’s still, like, skittish

They have pretty decent tacos

It’s like

Mario! How are you?

Horchata latte

Thank you

So basically, I’m looking at her

This one has

One gear or two

You know, I don’t know

I wanna know what the difference is

Huh?

Interesting state to be

Next time and now she’s

Yeah? How was that?

Which one do you work at again?

People will be super pissy

You know where uh

I can do a decaf iced americano

I feel like the bigger wheels are

No ma’am

Oh okay

Yeah it’s just easier to bring it back now

But we’ll settle you up

six ounce hot americano

It’s kinda fucked

Oooh I can claim this business

I mean, I gotta keep my glass half full

Everybody’s different

That’s the other thing too

I haven’t done anything wrong

Uhh a year and a half

How are you today?

I haven’t gone that far

Let’s just all act like it’s normal

We’re locals

Yeah. Horses. No big deal.

We’re thinner at the waistline

Sup G

You ever listen to this album?

Nah bro

I think you did do that right for breakfast

I rode back by myself

How do you like it?

So far away

Oh my god

That sounds fun!

It’s like, 43

It’s that time

Yeah so, I uh, was taking a shower last night

So I kinda know what you’re going through

Then I went to a bar

Honestly man

Decaf americano macchiato

She’s been super helpful and encouraging

But, uh, how you feeling?

At least you get

It’s just such a frustrating problem

What about when

Your world is

People are still going ahead

It’s just a losing way

I was just like, dude

Thanks

So we require parts to, uh

I don’t know

You’re out of cups

No, YOU’RE out of cups

Really, I just need to say it

Which means I do

What’s the word?

Try it

Quad shot

And so, uh

Like what?

I thought it was so good

It’s hard

What are you doing?

I didn’t finish the technical assessment

I have absolutely zero

That’s like, a trip

So I’m trying to set this up

I went to her about it and she was like

We could do something like

We talked about that before

Shut the fuck up

I was like

Vanilla latte

She started like a spin-off

We’ll go park around the restaurant

Then we’ll meet at 7

Darren got married

Shh shh please