Words I heard in the last minutes of 2020
Explicit content warning - I tried to just write down everything I heard - regardless of how vulgar
It spread at work.
No lawyers are taking these cases. They're so hard to prove.
So so So you know the whole thing where... There's the liability shield. The stimulus.
The sticking point is we need a liability shield.
The fucking lawyers aren't taking these cases. It's almost not even worth it.
Oh of course it’s bullshit.
The difference in understanding that, and proving it in a court of law.
Hey hey hey. You fucking hope so right.
Its 11:36. Twenty-four minutes!
You left Tungsten? How much of that was for you?
You are an expensive slave.
I see.
Wait, what's it called… Indorama?
That does sound like a putt putt golf course.
We gotta go. We gotta hang out with our roommates for the end of this stupid ass year.
We miss you. We love you. Thanks for hanging out.
Hi frands.
I also talked to a friend who we really needed to talk to.
He is also a super awkward nerdy friend.
Does he have hobbies?
He has a Christmas village. Christmas brings him a lot of strange joy.
I’m a big kid.
He sends me a video of his train going around.
It’s COVID year, I’m setting it up right after Halloween. Fuck everything.
Some people just needed it. Just needed something.
Oh sure.
He probably doesn't have lots of great neighbor friends, but that’s important
Are we going to make french fries? Sorry to interrupt.
I’m gonna make the french fries.
You are threatening my cookulinity. Fuck you, cook.
I am a bit disturbed by the proliferation of cuck.
It hits a very human thing. Who wants to be in that scenario?
That’s the basis of so much male behavior.
That insult has proliferated.
It is visceral.
But he could have three black dudes bang his wife. Why wouldn't you pay for that?
That's the power of money!
These guys are just glossing over this thing.
I'll raise all the children you have with these big dicked men.
Anything but the men!
The text messages were hacked and then leaked.
I need a fucking vacation from American bullshit
Is mom okay with this?
Sort of.
Why is it all black dudes?
They are the only ones who responded to the ad?
I don't think that he's gay. He has so much self doubt
that in order to compartmentalize it…
I can see that.
But it manifests as…
I’m not making no fries.
You leave those fries alone.
Dude someone do the fucking job.
You start it with water.
Start it with whatever you need.
Apple cider vinegar?
I don't wanna.
Is this part of your chaotic experimenting?
The science of it!
I saw a video.
11:45 mother fuckers.
And never brought to light.
Oh shit it’s not even midnight yet.
We're just practicing.
We’re making fries.
They won't break.
One of the guys from Cyberfest2001…
This was October, so right after 9/11…
We all get in a bunch of cars,
Cops are stopping people from joining the party
5 miles from our cars.
It was crawling with cops.
The helicopter was shining the light down.
They shut the party down at 3.
At 4 all the cops left.
And maybe there were 200 people still there.
It was party kids vs. security guards.
They were being chased by the security in another golf cart.
There was mud everywhere.
Eventually we went back to Austin at 6:45.
… Being chased by two security guards.
We were hanging out with people on the water bar and there was this huge mud pit and the party kids got right in front of us.
They hit a big bump and launched themselves in the air.
They swerved and tipped over. Idk if they ever caught those kids.
They were confiscating everything. People’s cigarettes and lighters.
But my friend sewed them into her scrunchie and then had them in a ponytail, which was pure genius.
One of the girls picked up a cardboard box and it was completely full of lighters.
These were the lighters people brought to raves. 26% cool lighters with graphics and shit.
She refused to share with any of us.
She had that box of lighters for years.
For like 5 years she had lighters coming out of that box.
If she hadn't been dating Josh, she never would have lost a single one.