Words I heard in a coffee shop (pre-pandemic)
Flat Track
I know it’s not
Later no don’t check
Can I pet your dog?
She was an orphan when we got her
I’m checking again
Stop it
He’s still, like, skittish
They have pretty decent tacos
It’s like
Mario! How are you?
Horchata latte
Thank you
So basically, I’m looking at her
This one has
One gear or two
You know, I don’t know
I wanna know what the difference is
Huh?
Interesting state to be
Next time and now she’s
Yeah? How was that?
Which one do you work at again?
People will be super pissy
You know where uh
I can do a decaf iced americano
I feel like the bigger wheels are
No ma’am
Oh okay
Yeah it’s just easier to bring it back now
But we’ll settle you up
six ounce hot americano
It’s kinda fucked
Oooh I can claim this business
I mean, I gotta keep my glass half full
Everybody’s different
That’s the other thing too
I haven’t done anything wrong
Uhh a year and a half
How are you today?
I haven’t gone that far
Let’s just all act like it’s normal
We’re locals
Yeah. Horses. No big deal.
We’re thinner at the waistline
Sup G
You ever listen to this album?
Nah bro
I think you did do that right for breakfast
I rode back by myself
How do you like it?
So far away
Oh my god
That sounds fun!
It’s like, 43
It’s that time
Yeah so, I uh, was taking a shower last night
So I kinda know what you’re going through
Then I went to a bar
Honestly man
Decaf americano macchiato
She’s been super helpful and encouraging
But, uh, how you feeling?
At least you get
It’s just such a frustrating problem
What about when
Your world is
People are still going ahead
It’s just a losing way
I was just like, dude
Thanks
So we require parts to, uh
I don’t know
You’re out of cups
No, YOU’RE out of cups
Really, I just need to say it
Which means I do
What’s the word?
Try it
Quad shot
And so, uh
Like what?
I thought it was so good
It’s hard
What are you doing?
I didn’t finish the technical assessment
I have absolutely zero
That’s like, a trip
So I’m trying to set this up
I went to her about it and she was like
We could do something like
We talked about that before
Shut the fuck up
I was like
Vanilla latte
She started like a spin-off
We’ll go park around the restaurant
Then we’ll meet at 7
Darren got married
Shh shh please
